Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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