the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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