Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
The struggles of a small town man whore
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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