I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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