Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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