Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize