week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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