her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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