You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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