i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
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