So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Randomize
