We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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