I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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