have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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