Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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