Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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