You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize
