I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
