So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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