She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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