What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I understand Curling. That high.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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