I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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