you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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