okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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