i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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