No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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