will power is for people who don't want to get laid
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
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Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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