What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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