What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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