doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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