He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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