youre lurking in front of me
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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