and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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