if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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