I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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