i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Randomize