I just made out with a guy for $7.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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