another moral hangover. fuck.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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