we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Randomize
