and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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