Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just want nice things and good sex
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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