1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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