If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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