I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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