so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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