You're my little dorito
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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