you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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