Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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