She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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