Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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