Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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