dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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