I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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