There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Randomize
