It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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